The Masculinus Phemininus Phenomnomnom is a plurality oph personalities unseen hithertophour or hithertophive in history. What binds us together is our language, Quockspeak'n, the Ophicial Language oph MscPhm. Unless the Phemininus in question is really sexy, in which case it mite be Gorilla Brand Duck Tape what be doing the binding. d'Quocktionary is the comprehensive introduction on how to think, speak, write & act in that language. It is an Exclopedic Grammatical Dictionary that explains many Weirdein. Its detailed sections will guide noboday undz anyboday undz everyboday to a thorough undzerstanding oph the core elements oph the Quockspeak'n Weirdein, so long as they are high or drunk when readying this boox. In no time at all, the dedicated student oph this tome, will be able to take sei place among other Masculinus Phemininus with conphidence. So we put this Glorious Blablabla into yewr handz now Quozen! Yewr Velkim!