I dedicate this book to phor phorcing me into a writing career and out oph the phar more lucrative, sexy and exciting career oph sex traphicker, because those mother phuq'rs keep deleting my ads seeking unpaid phemale co-worker volunteers doubling also as product. And also to many others...
I dedicate this book to Craigslist phor phorcing me into a writing career and out oph the phar more lucrative, sexy and exciting career oph sex traphicker, because those mother phuq’rs keep deleting my ads seeking unpaid phemale co-worker volunteers doubling also as product.
I also dedicate it to Laurel Foldi, my Editor and Illustrator because she phuq’ng hates the above G-d dmnd dedication and thinks I should waste my ever luvin’ mother phuq’ng time writing a better dedication. Which is a lotta phuq’ng WORK which is the entire G-d dmnd reason I wanted to get into the sex traphicking business in the G-d dmnd phirst place cause iph I gotta work that mother phuq’ng hard I might as well have some G-ds dmnd phun!
I also dedicate it to Elizabeth Young who wrote an awesome book herselph and phuq’ng keeps rephusing out oph hand to come over here and be sexually traphicked in my burgeoning sexual traphicking business and actually expects that I should haul me arse over to pheq’n Angloland iph I want to capture her. That’s a lotta work! I TELL YOU WHUT!
I also dedicate it to Keli Bean Yeater cause she acually keeps supporting me in all my crazy mother phuq’ng ideas. Not the sex traphicking ones tho, so phuq’her. I mean the ones about writing a book and not getting me arse hauled ophph to jail cause I was probably gonna be a shytty sex traphicker anyhow let’s be honest about the phuq’ng matter shall we?
I also dedicate it to my niece Briana “ima big azz feminist an’ ima gonna kick yer sexist arse uncle joe” Beckler because she never kicked my sexist arse which would really hurt cause I can tell you whut she gotta lotta feminist phrenz that could and would help her and then I’d be all laid up in a mother phuq’ng hospital eating outta a spoon and drinking my own tears instead’a phuq’n around on phacebook drinking tumblr feminist tears, which I dont really do and I guess that’s a good thing cause she didn’t actually threaten me or anything. I am just saying IPH she threatened me I’d be in a whole phuq’ng world oph hurt! In the phlat earth sense oph world too!
I also dedicate it to me g–d phren Veritas phor sticking by me all these years even tho I supported the guy in ophice she don’t like. Like this dedication aint even phunny cause a lotta people unphren me over that. But she still there, being an awesome phren! Thanks Veritas!
I also dedicate it to all you phuq’ng broads whut I know in one way or ‘nother. Like on phacephuq, 42ndStreet Social, Twitter, which I dont even use phor phuq’sake! In person, at the mall, at truck stops. All yall phor toleratin’ me she-nanny-gans! G-ds undz G-ddesses bless you all.
As to the Masculinus phuq’rs that are whinging right now that I doon’t dedicate this shyt to ye ornery pheq’rs, hold on to yer ever luvin’ mother phuq’ng G-d dmnd hot pants cupcakes! Ima write other books in the phuture. Yer times come’n! Jeez!
Also I rededicate it to Laurel again looking over my shoulder try’n to quorreck my typos an’ I keep telling that dame, THAT’S phuq’ng Quockspeak’n Weirdein and she’s all like, this book is gonna be phuq’ng hard to edit!
G-ds and G-ddesses bless you all!