Ok ok ok, listen up der'now quoezen, dis'be d'watingtingz now init! Read'n dis'shyte 'ere 'az been proven to pheq'up, phuq'up and downrite e'reck'd yewr 'bility to be doin d'read'n undz d'speak'n undz d'tink'n a'd'pheq'n virthliss weirdein vut be'called d'Anglish. So neinein coomcoom'n to us upon d'vinishin' all dis'shyte 'ere undz be given wemeus any'shyte az demeus vaht been told now init. cuz be demeus phault now iph'n demeus be speak'n ev'n verse dan'demeus be al'ready pheq'd royal by d'pheq'n intravebz gobshyte twist'n a'd'virds. Dat be d'G-dz Dmnd Dizclaimer right derrier. So iph gott'n some'n to sez jez sez undztead, 'pheq'ov like Chekov aight!' All d'g--dg--dz watingtings double place!

Phront Matter

Dat be d’G-dz Dmnd Dizzyclaimer right derrier. So iph gott’n some’n to sez jez sez undztead, ‘pheq’ov like Chekov aight!’ All d’g–dg–dz watingtings double place!