Vaht ees gonna go on in diz boox yew might ask. Go'on. Ask! Vait'n. Vait'n. Aintz got all day! Ask!. Ok ok ok. So yewr gonna lewrn all the sourts a'd'watingtings about d'Quockspeakin Weirdein in d'z'ere boox. In d'part right cheer, the intro DUCK! OMG PHUQ'NG DUCK! tion.. wemeus be tell'n demeus quozen jez 'ow tew ewz the boox, where t'go, vaht to 'speck, how to undzderstandz how to make d'moz'a d'boox. So make sure yew read it all!

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